You'd be surprised what you hear in an elementary school when the kids are not around.
An extremely attractive teacher came into the office and was chatting with the other secretary, Mr. Principal, and myself. She was explaining that she was thinking of changing her hair color from blond to red.
I said to her jokingly, "Just remember that when you dye your hair, the carpet should always match the curtains."
(Something Spartacus always says to me!)
But then, Pretty Blond teacher replied in a very serious tone of voice, "Well, not everyone has carpeting. Some of us have barewood floors."
My jaw hit the floor as Pretty Blond Teacher walked out of the office. I turned and looked at the stunned expressions on Mr. Principal's and Ms. Other Secretary's faces and said. "You know, there really is such a thing as TO MUCH INFORMATION!"
You can't make this stuff up!
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ROTFL! I don't know what I'd have done if she said that! TMI indeed!
I never said anything about bare wood floors to you. Although, I may have mentioned two-fingered mohawks as one point. I don't recall. ;^)
I wonder if her hardwood floor is Brazillian hardwood, that's all the rage ya know!!
mauigirl...You know there are some things you just don't need to know about your co workers.
spartacus... You would never talk about something like that.
Dianne...I'm sure she would have told us if we asked.
let's just hope she doesn't share that tidbit about herself with her students!!
Oh my. She gets a point for the rejoinder, but really that was entirely too much information. Bet the principal told all the male teachers within seconds, no?
Break me up! I never knew you could make flooring outa bears!
anita...lets hope not indeed! She teaches 1st grade so her students are only 6 years old.
gmb...Mr. Principal could not wait to share that story with the two other males in the building. They live to hear stories like that.
okjimm...according to pretty blond teacher you can.
Men may talk about women being gossipy, but I bet the principal and the other men at school are still talking about Ms. Brazilian.
She must be a natural blond. They're a dyeing breed.
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