Six Things About Me You Wanted to Know

Thanks Spartacus!!

I need to tell all you people six random things about me. First, the rules. I must link to the person who tagged me, post the rules on my blog, write six random things about myself, and tag six people. Well, I did link back to Spartacus, write six things and post the rules.

So, Here goes nothing.

1. When I was little my brother used to call me flippy because I was always doing cartwheels. He also used to say that I was so skinny that if I stood sideways and stuck out my tongue I looked like a zipper (that is not the case anymore).

2. When Spartacus and I got married one of my good friends (who was very drunk) tried to make out with him at our wedding reception. Another friend of ours brought a gay male friend as a guest who happened to have a crush on Spartacus.

3. My guilty pleasures are watching Survivor and The Amazing Race.

4. I do not like to drink any liquor. I am strictly a beer drinker.

5. One of my favorite things to eat is cheese. I like pretty much every kind of cheese and like nothing better than cheese and crackers. Wow, I am getting hungry now just thinking about it.

6. Once the weather gets warm enough, I will ditch all my shoes and wear only flip-flops. I absolutely love flip-flops. I have a flip-flop fetish. I own way too many pairs.

Mother Goose

I'm always the first to hear the complaints.

Goose me if you've heard this one.......I doubt it!!

A mom calls and tells me how much her son loves recess. It seems that the recess aides have been playing organized games with the kindergarten kids. She tells me how much her son loves to play the games, and his absolute favorite is Duck, Duck, Goose.

"Wow, I'm glad your son is having so much fun." I reply.

"Well", says Mom, "I do have an issue with this."

Of course she does. Otherwise I wouldn't be speaking with her!

Mom says," My concern is that the children are outside for 20 minutes of recess. What if my son spends his whole recess sitting in the circle waiting to get goosed and it never happens? Everyone should get goosed equally. I need to be sure my son is going to get goosed."

Because, every good mother worries about how often their kids get goosed.

.....You can't make this stuff up.